You’d have to search pretty hard to find anyone as self serving and putrid as Madonna, a woman with an ego so big that its a surprise she ever gets through the studio door. This is her best of. She even calls it ‘immaculate’ it is not. It is full of the most lame, one dimensional music it has ever be my misfortune to assail my poor hearing too. For months i had to endure this whilst serving in a clothes shop. I doubt if i’ve yet to recover. There is no redeeming features in this dross. Musically it all sounds the same, the woman can’t write and worse she sings out of key. You’d think after the mind numbing ‘holiday’ it couldn’t get any worse, but it does. By track three (if you can stomach what went before) you are wondering if you are losing your sanity, by the end you are thanking God for salvation. And she has made millions from this. Madonna even this psuedonym is a joke. Oh yeah and she advocates wearing fur-say no more! Ego on!
Rating: 1 / 5

This is music for 50 years olds plus and aging gay interior designers. Madonna stuff is so unhip it isn’t funny. Lawrence Welk is hipper then Madonna and he even looks younger then her and he is dead.
Rating: 1 / 5

Hmph! This is Madonna, the Queen of Controversy, in her greatest hits. Yeah they’re great prior to her downfall, but Madonna fans who think she’s the best female artist out there better THINK AGAIN cause she can’t sing. And she’s taken the name of the Virgin Mary in vain! Now I know why “Like A Virgin,” “Papa Don’t Preach” and others have become controversial.
Rating: 3 / 5